MAX LIFESTORY POEMS BY MAX MOORE |
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MAX LIFE
STORY POEMS
A. Index
B. RED PHASE
C. GOLDEN YEARS
D. GREEN TIMES
E. BLUE DAYS
F. Max Bio
Max Life Poems
A. Red Phase
ENTERING IN
LEARNING FROM BOTH MOM AND DAD
GOODBYE
CHILDLIKE MINDS SO FULL OF CAN
I KEEP WONDERING
SURELY WE ARE MEANT TO GROW
ALL OF US, EVEN ME AND YOU
SHE COULDN'T LOVE ME
ONCE IN A WHILE
1
SO
THIS IS HOW IT IS
ONCE AGAIN BORN ON EARTH
FULL OF LIFE AND LOVE AND MIRTH
I WONDER HOW MUCH I'LL BE WORTH
I RECALL THE RULES SO WELL
THE DAY GOD GAVE ME HELL AND SAID
GO PLAY IN PARADISE LONG AS YOU CAN
TRY TO BECOME A PERFECT MAN
THE LONGER YOU LIVE
THE TALLER YOU'LL GROW
IN YOUR NEXT LIFE
JUST SO YOU KNOW
TRY TO MAKE YOUR AURA SHINE
TILL YOU'RE OLDER THAN NINETY NINE
AND FIND ONE HUNDRED FRIENDS OR MORE
WHO'LL VOTE FOR YOU AT HEAVEN'S DOOR
SEEING YOU AS A PERFECT MAN
GODLIKE
AS ONE CAN POSSIBLY BE
WHEN ONE IS ONLY HUMAN
FOR A PERFECTLY GODLIKE SCORE
IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OR MORE
AS JUDGED BY YOUR FRIENDS
WHEN THEY JOIN YOU ON HIGH
THEIR VOTE DETERMINES
IF YOU WALK OR YOU FLY
ON EARTH PEOPLE LIVE ONE DAY AT A TIME
GROWING DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE MIND
ENERGY FLOWING DOWN THE SPINE
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN WE GO
DOWN TO THE WORLD OF SEX BELOW
DESCENDING INTO FIRE AND SIN
WHERE OTHERS HAVE BEEN
TRYING TO KEEP UP
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY
TRYING TO FEEL GODLIKE
EVERY SINGLE DAY
UNTIL ONE DAY A BABY'S BORN
ANGELIC, PERFECT AND FORLORN
DROPPED FROM HEAVEN TO THE EARTH
POSSESSING A BODY AFTER BIRTH
MAKING THE LONG SLOW FLIGHT DOWN
IN A HUMAN RACE TO WIN THE CROWN
SEEKING PERFECTION IN GOOD AND BAD
FOR THEY'VE COMPLETED HALF THE JOURNEY
STARTING HIGH THEY FELL TO BURNING
CREATING CHILDREN
BEFORE THEY RISE SEEING
TRUTH BEFORE THEIR EYES
REVELATIONS AS WE CLIMB
LEARNING MORE OVER TIME
PERFECTION IS THE DISTANT GOAL
FROM THE GODHEAD WE COME
TO THE GODHEAD WE GO
CLIMBING DOWN THE LADDER OF LIFE
DOWNWARD INTO BED WITH A WIFE
CREATING A PERFECT AURAPOD
WONDERING WHERE IN THIS WAS GOD
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WINS THE CROWN
OR TAKE ANOTHER TRIP AROUND TOWN
ANOTHER TRIP TO PARADISE
ANOTHER LIFE IN SEARCH OF
THE PERFECT WIFE
FOR THAT IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
AS YOU GROW DOWN BE SURE TO SHOUT
SO YOUR PERFECT PARTNER WILL KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE BEFORE HALF SHOW
NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO GO
GOD SAID TO MY UNBORN SPIRIT
SO GO THEREFORE AND COME AGAIN
WHEN YOU FIND YOUR SPIRITUAL TWIN
LOOK FOR THE SAME AURASCORE
AS YOU POSSESS, NOT LESS, NOT MORE
SHE WILL BE PERFECT YOU KNOW
BUT YOU MUST FIND HER
SO NOW GO
MY LITTLE GODHEAD CHILD
HAVE AN INTERESTING LIFE
DON'T GROW TOO WILD
AND
AS YOU ARE BORN
LET IT BE KNOWN
TO YOUR NEW PARENTS
THEY ARE NO LONGER ALONE &
HOW DEEP INSIDE YOUR HEART
YOUR SPIRITUAL NAME IS ART
2
ART IS
THE ART OF
PERFECTION
ART IS
THE HEART
OF PERFECTION
MAY I PERFECT MYSELF
WITH YOU
3
MALE ENERGY
MAKES ME MOVE
IN A MORE MUSICAL WAY
MY MIND IS PERFECTLY CLEAR
I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO SAY
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING WOMEN DO
IT MAKES ME LOSE MY MIND
I BABBLE LIKE AN IDIOT
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
THEY GET ME COMING
AND GOING AT ONCE
IT'S ALL I CAN DO TO
FAKE A GOOD DANCE
NOW LET ME SEE
WHERE WAS I LAST
AH YES, TALKING
ABOUT MALE MAGIC
REAL FAST
SO THEN
WHY WAS I THINKING
ABOUT THE HALF VAST
WORLD OF WOMEN
AGAIN
4
ONCE IN A WHILE
FALLING IN LOVE
FEELS SO RIGHT
GUIDED FROM ABOVE
POEMS MEAN
SO MUCH TO HER
SHE TAKES IN EVERY WORD
IS IT MY VOICE SHE LOVES
OR THE WAY I FIT HER
LIKE A GLOVE
LOVING SEEMS TO SLOW THE MIND
IGNITING SMILES, EXPANDING TIME
PERFECTION IS FELT CONSTANTLY
IN EVERYTHING WE TOUCH AND SEE
FEELING LOVE IS FEELING FREE
5
MY MIND IS DRY
I CANNOT FLY
ANY HIGHER
TONIGHT
BUT
WITH YOU
BY MY SIDE
EVERYTHING
WILL BE ALL RIGHT
WE CANNOT TELL
ABOUT FORTUNE OR FAME
WHAT'S IN A YEAR OR
WHAT'S IN A NAME
ALL WE CAN KNOW
FOR CERTAIN
WHEN WE'RE HERE
IS WHAT WE LOVE
AND WHAT WE FEAR
ABOUT THE RISE
AND FALL OF MAN
WE LEARN TO LAUGH
WHILE WE STILL CAN
FOR IT ALL MAKES SENSE
IN A WONDERFUL WAY
ALL WE CAN HOPE FOR IS
ONE MORE DAY OF SHARING
WHAT WE WANT
TO SAY
WITH NEVER ENDING
STREAMS OF LIES
LEADING TO A
PERFECT PARADISE
6
YES
I LOVE
MYSELF TOTALLY
THAT'S HOW I FEEL
BECAUSE EVERYTHING
AROUND ME IS REAL
PERFECT
YES
THAT'S HOW
I FEEL
7
GOD
LOVES ME
GOD
LOVES YOU
GOD LOVES
EVERYTHING
WE DO
CARE TO WALK
A CITY STREET
STROLL ALONG
A BEACH BAREFEET
CLIMB A MONKEY
ACT LIKE A TREE
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO IS
ALL RIGHT WITH ME
8
GOD'S WORK IS
WHAT I WANT TO DO
FOR I'M A GODLIKE PERSON TOO
RECEIVING GUIDANCE FROM ABOVE
I HEAR THE MAGIC WORD IS LOVE
THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO FEEL
LOVING EVERYONE DOESN'T SEEM REAL
ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO ONLY TAKE
LOVING THEM FEELS LIKE A MISTAKE
NOT KNOWING WHAT I SHOULD DO
ONE DAY I SAID HELLO TO YOU &
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME
MY GOD GUIDE WHISPERED
THIS IS LOVE YOU SEE
SHE IS
A DIVINE CREATION
HAVE A BABY
START A NEW
GENERATION
HAVE
HUMAN THOUGHTS
OF HER ALL DAY
NO NEED TO KNEEL
NO NEED TO PRAY
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY
I LOVE YOU IN A SPECIAL WAY
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY WITH ME & PLAY
THIS IS WHAT
MY GODGUIDES SAY
I SHOULD THINK
ABOUT YOU
TODAY
9
LOVE
LOVE IS HAPPY SEX
LOVE IS BEAUTIFYING
LOVE IS STARS IN THE EYES
LOVE IS LAUGHING TILL WE'RE CRYING
LOVE IS UNDERSTANDING WORDS
LOVE IS DAYDREAMS FROM ABOVE
LOVE IS SINGING HARMONIES
WITH YOU I FEEL LOVE
10
YOU PICK ME UP
YOU THROW ME DOWN
YOU KICK ME WHEN
I'M ON THE GROUND
WHAT'S A MAN SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH A SCHIZOPHRENIC LOVER
LIKE YOU
LOVE ME
HATE ME
HATE ME
LOVE ME
IT'S A ROLLER COASTER LOVE
FIRST YOU SEND ME FLYING HIGH
THEN YOU HIT ME FROM ABOVE
I LOVE YOU
I HATE YOU
I EVERYTHING
YOU DO
ONE THING
I CAN TELL
WITH YOU IS
I'M INVOLVED IN A VERY SPECIAL
LOVE AFFAIR WITH LIFE
BECAUSE OF YOU
MY LOVE
MY WIFE
11
MY HEART WAS FILLED
WITH LIFE AND PLAY
UNTIL SHE SAID TO ME ONE DAY
YOU SHOULDN'T DO THOSE THINGS YOU KNOW
HASN'T ANYONE TOLD YOU SO
YOU CAN'T WEAR YELLOW SOX WITH BLUE
OR DO WHATEVER SUITS YOUR MOODS
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS WRONG
LUCKY FOR YOU I CAME ALONG
I'LL CLEAN YOUR HOUSE SPIC AND SPAN
REMOVE ALL TRACES OF A MAN
TILL IT'S TIDY AND EVEN MORE
I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO
SCRUB THE FLOOR
IT'S NOT THAT I CAN'T AND NOT THAT I WON'T
IT'S JUST THAT I'M BUSY AND THAT I DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR TASKS LIKE THESE
COME OUTSIDE AND PLAY WITH ME PLEASE
WHY ARE YOU CHAINING ME TO THIS BED
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD A WORD THAT I'VE SAID
YOU SAY I'M DANGEROUS TO MY OWN GOOD HEALTH
WHILE MAKING PLANS TO SPEND ALL OUR WEALTH
I DON'T WANT TO BE RICH
I SAY LET'S GO OUTDOORS AND PLAY
THERE'S THINGS TO DO BEFORE WE DIE
CLIMB A MOUNTAIN, TOUCH THE SKY
NO SHE SAYS, YOU MUST STAY HERE WITH ME
SAY GOODBYE TO THE LIFE THAT WAS FREE
FOR MY DARLING, CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M PREGNANT WITH OUR BABY
DON'T BE SAD NOW THAT YOU KNOW
WHAT'S OUTSIDE IS ALL SUNBURN AND SNOW
YOU'RE BETTER OFF INSIDE THIS HOUSE
I'M YOUR PUSSYCAT
YOU'RE MY MOUSE
12
WOMEN ARE
WONDERFUL TO BEHOLD
MAKING BABIES, GROWING OLD
SITTING ON BIG DADDY'S LAP
WAKING BIRDIE FROM ITS NAP
OFF TO SCHOOL
IN LOVE AGAIN
CONSTANTLY TALKING OF OTHER MEN
DATING THEM AND EVEN MORE
YOU WORRY SHE MIGHT BE A WHORE
IN THE FUTURE
COLLEGE, MARRIAGE
KIDS ON THE WAY SOMEDAY
EVERY CHILD GROWS UP TOO SOON
WE'RE GRANDPARENTS BEFORE HIGH NOON
LOVE LEELS LIKE A LIFELONG THING
EXPERIENCING LOVE CAN MAKE YOU SING
AFTER YOU GIVE HER THAT DIAMOND RING
SUDDENLY YOU FEEL LIKE A KING
IT'S NORMAL AND NATURAL
TO FEEL THIS WAY
YES
MISTER AND MISSUS
MOMMY AND DADDY
ARE IN LOVE
AGAIN TODAY
13
MAGIC MOMENTS
I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM
WHEN YOU SEE ME STANDING THERE
WITH MY ENERGETIC AURA &
THE WAY THAT I CARE
YES
YOU LOVE ME
YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE ME
IT'S MAGIC IN THE MOMENTS WE SHARE
SHINING STAR I HOLD YOU HIGH
YOU'RE A VISION IN MY MIND'S EYE
THE QUEEN OF HEAVEN AND EARTH
YOU TALK WITH GOD
YOU GIVE ME MIRTH
YOU'RE MAGIC AND I LOVE YOU
I ABSOLUTELY TRULY LOVE YOU
BECAUSE THERE'S MAGIC IN THE AIR
WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER EVERYWHERE
OUR MINDS
MAGICALLY DANCE
OUR BODIES INTERTWINE
THESE MAGIC MOMENTS WE SHARE TOGETHER
ARE MORE MAGIC BECAUSE YOU'RE MINE
WHEN WE LOVE EACH OTHER TENDERLY
OR PASSIONATELY AS THE MOOD MAY BE
THERE'S SOMETHING MAGIC IN THE AIR
MAGIC IN EVERYTHING WE SHARE
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
REALLY LOVE YOU
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO
WITH MAGIC MOMENTS WE SHARE TOGETHER
I FEEL MAGIC WHEN I'M WITH YOU
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
REALLY LOVE YOU
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO
MAGIC MOMENTS WE SHARE TOGETHER
I FEEL MAGIC WHEN I'M WITH YOU
14
A TOUCH OF REALITY
IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE
YET WHEN I TALK WITH YOU
I WONDER IF I'M GETTING THROUGH
IS IT SOMETHING I DO
WHAT MAKES YOU BEHAVE LIKE THAT
SITTING QUIET ON THE BED
PURRING LIKE A CAT
YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE AGAIN
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK
YOU'RE PULLING ON MY ZIPPER
UNBUTTONING MY SHIRT
MY LOVE WE HAVE A PROBLEM
NOT THAT YOU'RE RIGHT OR WRONG
IT'S JUST WE CAN'T MAKE LOVE ALL DAY
LISTENING TO SEXY SONGS
WHY CAN'T YOU BE REASONABLE
SEE THINGS THE WAY I DO
YOU'RE FEELING FOR MY COCK
I'M TRYING TO TIE MY SHOE
NOW YOU'RE CRYING LIKE A BABY
CREATING A TREMENDOUS SHOW
OF SEXUAL ENERGY
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO
YES
I WOULD LOVE
TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOU
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE WITH ME
THEN I WANT TO LOVE YOU TOO
FOR YOU SEE
IN MY HEART
I DO AGREE
THIS IS OUR REALITY
15
IT'S FUN TO PLAY
IN BED ALL DAY
BUT IT'S BETTER WHEN
THERE'S NO MORTGAGE TO PAY
OUT THE DOOR
ON A HUSTLE I GO
BATTLING TRAFFIC
IGNORING THE SNOWJOBS
MEETINGS AT TEN
ELEVEN AND THREE
DON'T FEEL LIKE EATING
DRINKING STIMULATES ME
LAST MEETING FOR
THE DAY IS COMPLETE
COUNTING THE GAINS
AND ONE SMALL DEFEAT
LIFE IS A CHALLENGE
WORTH LIVING I SAY
CONSUMING SOME COKE
HEADING HOME ON THE FREEWAY
FAMILY'S FINE
KIDS ON THE FLOOR
WIFE'S ON THE PHONE
I GO TO THE STORE
BUY SOME SMOKES
TO CALM ME DOWN
SEE AN OLD FRIEND
PLAY THE CLOWN
BACK FOR DINNER
WATCH TV
THAT SEEMS TO BE ALL
THERE IS FOR ME
UNTIL TOMORROW
WHEN THE SORROW
REAWAKENS IN MY BRAIN &
I START DREAMING ONCE AGAIN
OF FLYING TO SOUTH AMERICA
IN A PRIVATE PLANE
16
PERFECT LOVE IS DESIRED
CONFORMITY IS REQUIRED
SYSTEMATICALLY DESENSITIZING
BY INTELLECTUALLY ANALYZING
SECRETS OF THE WORLD UNFOLD
AS COSMIC STORIES ARE RETOLD
TARANTULAS ARE BEING BORN AS
BABIES FROM THE WOMB ARE TORN
ENTERING INTO LIGHT OF DAY
TO LEARN THE ALL AMERICAN WAY
SKILLS LIKE SELFISHNESS AND GREED
FULFILLING ALMOST EVERY NEED
YET SOMETHING'S MISSING FROM THIS LIFE
OF PERFECT BLISS WITH THE PERFECT WIFE
CHILDREN PLAYING ON THE FLOOR
WHILE YOU KEEP STARING AT THE DOOR
DREAMING OF FREEDOMS YOU ONCE HAD
WHEN LIFE WAS FULL OF GOOD AND BAD
SIMPLY FOLLOWING YOUR AMPLE NOSE
ENJOYING SITUATIONS AS THEY AROSE
NO NEED TO THINK
NO NEED TO PLAN
DOING EVERYTHING
YOU POSSIBLY CAN
OR EVEN BETTER
DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT
FOR NO GOOD REASON OTHER THAN
THE SIMPLE FACT THAT
YOU ARE STILL A MAN
FAMILY LIFE INTERFERES
WITH A MAN'S AMBITIONS FOR
PERFECT LOVE EVERLASTING
17
OUR LIVES ARE FILLED
WITH DO'S AND DON'TS
CAN'S AND CAN'TS, WILLS AND WON'TS
AS WE GROW OLDER, A RULE BOOK FILLS
OUR MINDS WITH WON'TS WHERE ONCE WERE WILLS
FILL WITH DOUBTS WHEN YOU'RE A MAN
CAN'T RAGES IN THE MIND ALL DAY
LEARNED FROM THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY
IT SEEMS THEY WANT US TO STAY AWAY
FROM LIFE'S EXPERIENCES AND PAY
EXPERTS WHO CAN HELP US COPE
WHILE WE SIT AROUND AND MOPE
ABOUT HOW OLD WE'RE BEGINNING TO FEEL
HOW LIFE SEEMS SOMEHOW SO UNREAL
NOW THAT WE'VE ACCEPTED THAT
WE CAN'T DO EVERYTHING ANYMORE
AS WE POP ANOTHER VALIUM &
CALL THE DELIVERY STORE
18
SHE SAYS SHE LOVES ME
BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TRUE
SHE CERTAINLY DOESN'T LOVE
THE THINGS THAT I DO
APPARENTLY I HAVE TO CHANGE
TO MOVE OUR LOVE BEYOND
THIS DANGEROUS STAGE
IN HER OPINION
I'M A MACHO BOOR
WITH A FAULTY ATTITUDE
AND WHAT'S MORE
SHE KNOWS PRECISELY
WHAT I'M DOING WRONG
SHE CAN TEACH ME HOW TO SING HER SONG
IF ONLY I WILL AGREE TO TRY
DOING THINGS HER WAY
SO THAT BY AND BY
I'LL HAVE CHANGED AND IMPROVED SO NEATLY
THAT SHE CAN FINALLY LOVE ME
COMPLETELY
19
WILL I NEVER FIND LOVE
WILL I NEVER STOP LOOKING
UNBUTTONING HER DRESS
COMPLIMENTING HER COOKING
WONDERING WHETHER
SHE'LL ACCEPT THE FACT
THAT I'M ONLY HALF
THE MAN I ACT
THEN AGAIN
ONE CAN BECOME MORE
WHEN ONE BECOMES TWO
THE OTHER HALF OF ME
IS REALLY YOU
LOVE GROWS BETWEEN US
CREATING A CHILD
BECOMING A FAMILY
A BOY FOR YOU
A GIRL FOR ME
KIDS GROW UP FAST
WANTING IT ALL
STARTING AT THE TOP
NOT EXPECTING TO FALL
WE WANT SO MUCH TO BE PARENTS
OUR CHILDREN WILL LOOK UP TO
SO WE TEACH THEM EVERYTHING WE KNOW
YET WHEN THEIR EDUCATION IS THROUGH
THEY LAUGH AT OUR SILLY HOPES AND FEARS
AMBITIONS DREAMS NEUROSES AND TEARS
BUT AS THE FAMILY COMES TOGETHER
EVERY DAY FEELS BETTER AND BETTER
& BETTER & BETTER & BETTER
UNTIL THE KIDS
WALK OUT THE DOOR
NOT ASKING FOR OUR HELP ANYMORE
MAYBE A KIND WORD
PERHAPS SAID IN FUN
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME DAD
I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE SON
OR I LOVE YOU SINCERELY MOM
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND
I WON'T LET THIS FAMILY FEELING END
STILL I THINK IT'LL BE SAD SOMEDAY
NOT BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE GOING AWAY
BUT BECAUSE IT'S ENDING A PHASE IN MY LIFE
WHEN IT'S BACK TO JUST ME AND THE WIFE
I THINK
I'LL LOVE HER STILL
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW
ABOUT LOVING A WOMAN ALL ALONE
AFTER CHILDREN HAVE PULLED US APART
THEY COULD LEAVE US WITH A BROKEN HEART
THE PATH OF LOVE IS DIFFICULT TO SEE
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IS BOTHERING ME
IT'S JUST THAT LOVE IS AN INTERESTING TRIP
I DON'T WANT TO THINK
IT'S GIVEN ME THE SLIP
SIMPLY BECAUSE WE ARGUED TODAY
THAT'S PROBABLY NORMAL
I SHOULD GO TO HER AND SAY
WOMAN
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO KNOW
AND IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR COOKING
IF WE'LL FIND PERFECT LOVE
I HOPE WE NEVER STOP LOOKING
20
SEXUALLY SPEAKING
SERVING A WOMAN
AIN'T NO FUN
WHEN THE ORGASM
IS TOTALLY HERS
THE WAY SHE TELLS EVERYONE
TAKING ALL THE GLORY
BEING WHAT SHE PREFERS
WHILE UNDERSTANDING ONLY
HER SIDE OF THE STORY
21
I WANT TO WORSHIP HER
SHE SEES ME AS A FOOL
I WANT TO WORSHIP EVERYONE
SHE WENT TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL
100 YEARS FULL OF LIFE
MY DIVINELY INSPIRED GOAL
BUT MY HIGH MINDED WIFE
REFUSES TO BELIEVE IN
MY HEART CENTERED SOUL
SHE KEEPS TRYING TO SMOTHER ME
DOESN'T SEE HOW SHE MOTHERS ME
ISN'T INTERESTED IN MY POINT OF VIEW
REFUSES TO LET ME BE RIGHT TOO
FOR SOME REASON WHICH I DO NOT KNOW
SHE WON'T SLOW DOWN AND LET LIFE FLOW
SHE WANTS EVERYTHING TO BE JUST SO
AND RIGHT FUCKING NOW
SHE SAYS SHE WANTS ME
TO SHARE HER LIFE FOR ALL TIME
HOW CAN I DO THAT IF
SHE WON'T SHARE MINE
FOR ALL TIME IS A LONG WAY TO GO
WITH A WOMAN WHO ALWAYS SAYS NO
I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET ALONG
WITH A WOMAN WHO THINKS MEN
ARE ALWAYS WRONG
I BELIEVE MEN SING
HALF THE SONG
22
SHE MADE ME
FEEL SO BAD TODAY
LIKE SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME
DOESN'T CARE HOW MUCH
I HOLD HER HIGH ABOVE ME
IN HER EYES
EVERYTHING I DO IS WRONG
I'VE BEEN A FAILURE
ALL ALONG
ACCORDING TO THE QUEEN
WHO SPENDS MY TIME SO FREELY
I'VE NEVER MADE HER HAPPY
SHE SAYS NO, NOT REALLY
I'M A NOBODY NOW
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
IF I WERE ON MY OWN
COULD I STILL TIE MY SHOE
COULD I TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE
AND LAUNDER THE CLOTHES
PLAN NUTRITIOUS MEALS
EVERYONE KNOWS
I'M A LAZY BUM
BECAUSE OF STORIES
TOLD BY MY LOVED ONE
OR HAS SHE DECEIVED ME
INTO THINKING THAT
WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO
IS ALL UNDER HER HAT
WHY AM I DEPENDENT ON HER
SURELY THIS ISN'T LOVE
IT CERTAINLY ISN'T THE KIND OF LOVE
I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF
WHAT'S SO WRONG
WITH MY FANTASIES FOR A WIFE
TOO BAD SHE ISN'T INTERESTED
IN HER HUSBAND'S VIEW OF LIFE
FOR I CAN TEACH HER
HOW TO BE COMPLETE
FROM THE TOP OF HER HEAD
TO THE BOTTOM OF HER FEET
IF ONLY SHE WOULD LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY
ABOUT LOVE AND LIFE & HOW IT CAN BE LIVED
IN A MORE MASCULINE WAY
WITH ENERGY CENTERING
AROUND THE HEART ALL DAY
I'VE HAD SOME EXPERIENCES
PRACTICALLY SEEN IT ALL
WHILE HER LITTLE WORLD
IS SO VERY SMALL
BUT THEN AGAIN
IS IT REALLY FAIR
TO CRITICIZE A WOMAN
WHO CAN'T SEE ANYTHING PERFECTLY CLEAR
TWO INCHES PAST HER PUBIC HAIR
BEYOND WHAT WE THINK WE KNOW
UNTIL WE ACHIEVE OUR DESTINY &
FIND OURSELVES COMPLETELY FREE
MALE ANIMALS ALSO SEE PARADISE
QUITE CLEARLY IN THEIR MINDS &
IF THERE'S SOMETHING MEN KNOW IS TRUE
SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH OUR LIVES
IF ONE OF US ISN'T HAPPY
IF ONE OF US DOESN'T SMILE
IF THE HARMONY DOESN'T JIVE
THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH OUR STYLE
OUR HAPPY HOME
ISN'T HAPPY ANYMORE
I'M NOT HAPPY WITH YOU
I WANT TO WALK OUT THE DOOR
23
OUR LOVE
IS ON THE RUNWAY
BUT IT NEVER TAKES OFF
YOUR HEADSTRONG ENERGY
MAKES ME COUGH
WITH POWER LOSS
LOVE HAS NO BOSS
MAX LIFE IS WHAT I WANT TO DO
IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME WITH THAT
THEN SCREW YOU
AN INCOMPATIBILITY
COUPLES DON'T WISH TO SEE
SEEMS TO HAVE ARISEN
BETWEEN YOU AND ME
IT'S POWERFUL
IT'S DESTRUCTIVE
IT FEELS LIKE WAR
SEX WARS ARE PAINFUL
I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY PEOPLE LIKE US
CAN'T FALL IN LOVE
WITHOUT BLOWING A FUSE
WHY WE CAN'T
MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY ALL DAY
IN THINGS WE DO, WITH THINGS WE SAY
IS LOVE TOO MUCH TO ASK TODAY
I THINK I SHOULD BE ON MY WAY
DON'T THINK I DON'T LOVE YOUR COMPANY
IT'S JUST THAT FIRST I MUST LOVE ME AND
THIS RELATIONSHIP OF OURS IS NOT FOR ME
IF MY SELF LOVE SOURS
GOODBYE MY LOVE
THINK OF ME OFTEN
DON'T JUST WISH
TO SEE ME IN
A COFFIN
HAVE SOME SYMPATHY
FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME
SEARCHING FOR
A PERFECTION
THAT HAS TO BE
RAISE YOUR STANDARDS
KEEP YOUR DIGNITY TOO
ADMIT THAT OUR LOVE
IS FINALLY THROUGH
LET ME WALK THROUGH THE DOOR
WITHOUT TURNING BACK
TO PROTECT MYSELF
FROM ANOTHER
ATTACK
24
HATEFUL CHILDEN BABY WOMEN
NO WAY TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS
ONCE THEY DREAM OF HAVING IT ALL
THEY IGNORE THE FAIR PLAY SIGNS
SMOKEY IMAGINATIONS
FIRE COSMIC UNREALITY
SOME WOMEN ARE SO HIGH
ABOVE THE MEN THEY SEE
BUT BABY IT'S ME DOWN HERE
THE MAN THAT YOU ONCE LOVED
HOW COME YOU'RE UP SO HIGH
SHITTING ON ME FROM ABOVE
JUDGING CRITICIZING HARSH
MY EGO'S SINKING IN A MARSH
OF NIGHTMARISH FANTASIES
OUR LOVELIFE WAS A FARCE
FUNNY HOW WOMEN
ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
EVEN WHEN THEY'RE WRONG
SOMETHING THEY LEARN AT MOTHER'S BREAST
CALLED A WOMAN'S SONG
WOMEN TAKING OVER THE WORLD
CAN THEIR POWER BE THAT STRONG
GUESS THERE'S NO PLACE FOR ME HERE
I MIGHT AS WELL MOVE ALONG
DO THE KIDS WANT TO FOLLOW
SHE SAYS THEY MUST STAY
ONCE AGAIN SHE DECIDES
HER LAWYER WINS THE DAY
I HAVE NO RIGHT TO A FAMILY
EXCEPT BY CONDITIONS SHE SETS
NOW I LEARN ABOUT WOMEN'S HATE
I SHOULD HAVE HEDGED MY BETS
NO MONEY HIDDEN SECRETLY
IN A CARIBBEAN ACCOUNT
THE JUDGE SAYS I MUST WORK
ALL YEAR TO PAY THE AMOUNT
OF MONEY SHE WANTS TO SPEND
EVERY MONTH
MY GOD
YOU CREATED A MONSTER
WHO DOESN'T LOVE A BIT
SHE MAKES ME FEEL SHE HATES
EVERYTHING I EVER DID
IT APPEARS I'M HER SLAVE NOW
IN A WAY I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
HOW DID I LOSE MY WOMAN'S LOVE
AM I NO LONGER A MAN
IN HER MIND, I'M A FAILURE
A SERVANT TO BE SCORNED
THE SUBJECT OF DERISION AND LAUGHTER
AT HER BRIDGE PARTIES
WHILE I SIT
FORLORN
UNLOVED
AND ALONE
SO THIS IS THE LOVE THEY WOULD GIVE US
IF LESBOS TOOK OVER THE WORLD
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT
I'LL FIND ME ANOTHER GIRL
ONE WHO DESIRES TO LOVE ME
AS WELL AS SHE CAN HATE
I THINK I SEE HER CLEARLY NOW
COULD SHE BE MY FATE
SHE WALKS IN BEAUTY
I TAKE HER HAND
SURELY MY HEART WILL ALLOW ME
ONE MORE ADVENTURE IN LOVELAND
25
SHE
WALKS IN BEAUTY
BUT LIVES IN HELL
THE CHURCH OF THE POISONED MIND
COMPLAINS MEN FAIL HER BADLY
TRUE LOVE SHE'LL NEVER FIND
SHOULD I HELP HER
OUT OF HER MISERY
CAN I HELP HER FEEL
SOME KIND OF LOVE WITH ME
OR IS SHE SIMPLY TOO MUCH WORK
SHOULD I LEAVE HER ALONE
AND LET HER BELIEVE
I'M JUST A JERK
BUT LOVING A WOMAN
IS SO MUCH FUN
AFTER THE FUCKING BATTLES ARE DONE
FINALLY COMING TOGETHER
BECOMING ONE
WARMING HER HEART
TOUCHING HER BUNS
WATCHING HER CHANGE
FROM HATE TO LOVE
BECOMING MORE BALANCED
WITH A GENTLE SHOVE
WHILE I STAND
FAR OUT OF RANGE
OF HER SMOKEY COMMENTS
AND BITTER MOOD CHANGE
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A PERFECT WOMAN
LIVES IN A GLASS HOUSE
SO BEAUTIFUL FROM AFAR
I WANT TO ENTER
AND TOUCH HER
BUT THE DOOR IS
ALWAYS BARRED
WHEN I MOVE
TOWARD HER
I HIT MY HEAD
WHILE SHE LOOKS AT ME
FROM HER DISTANCE
LOCKED SAFELY INSIDE
WRITING A NOTE
FOR THE WORLD TO READ
WHICH SAYS
YES IT'S TRUE
I AM PERFECT
TOO PERFECT YOU SEE
TO LIVE WITH
IMPERFECT PEOPLE
ALL AROUND ME
FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS
I STOOD WATCHING HER
AS SHE LAID PEN AND PAPER ON THE DESK
AND TOOK OUT HER REVOLVER
THEN SHE SHOT HERSELF DEAD
I STILL COULDN'T OPEN THE DOOR
TO HER HEART
IT SEEMS SHE COULDN'T LOVE
AN IMPERFECT MAN NAMED ART
WITH NOTHING TO OFFER
EXCEPT HIS HEART
IT'S INCREDIBLY SAD
WHEN A WOMAN'S TOO GOOD
TO SHARE HER LIFE
AS SOMEONE'S WIFE
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MISERY MOMMAS
I HAVE KNOWN
MISS ADVENTURE
MISS BEHAVIOR
MISS COMMUNICATION
MISS INFORMATION
MISS CONTROL
MISS DIRECTION
MISS GUIDANCE
MISS FORTUNE
MISS JUDGEMENT
MISS MANAGEMENT
MISS SPENT
MISS TAKE
MISS UNDERSTANDING
MISS NO IT ALL
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MOTHER SUPERIOR ISIS WHITE
HATED LOVE AND LOVED TO FIGHT
A PERFECT PRINCESS
SHE WAS SUCH A BITCH
SHE DIDN'T NOTICE MY GODLIKE TRICKS
ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE WORST IN ME
SHE NEVER EXPERIENCED THE BEST OF ME
ONE THING I FOUND COMPLETELY BAFFLING
SHE LIKED SEEING ME CRYING MORE THAN LAUGHING
THAT'S HOW SHE THINKS LIFE SHOULD BE
WITH LOVE FEELING TERRIBLY LIKE PITY
FROM A PERFECT LITTLE PRINCESS PEA
SADOMASOCHISTIC REJECTION QUEEN
FOR SOME REASON
SHE WAS FULL OF FEAR AND
WOULDN'T LET ME OUT OF SECOND GEAR
SHE CLAIMED SHE WAS A VERY OLD SOUL
WHICH GAVE HER THE RIGHT TO TOTAL CONTROL
TOTAL CONTROL IS SO ONE SIDED
WHEN WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE MISGUIDED
AND THE ONLY THINGS YOU CAN DO
ARE LIMITED TO WHAT THEY CAN DO TOO
WITH HER
MY SPIRIT SHRANK SO MUCH
MY INFERIORITY WAS SHOWING
I COULD HAVE ENDED UP LIKE HER
CAUSE I DIDN'T SEE HER GROWING
FORTUNATELY FOR SOME
MISERY ONLY COMES
IN SMALL PACKAGES
WHILE THE PERFECT PRINCESS ISIS WHITE
NEVER DID COME
NOT WITH ME ANYWAY
SHE WAS NO FUN
ISIS WHITE ONLY KNEW HOW TO FIGHT
IN A WORD SHE WAS REALLY UPTIGHT
TOP HEAVY TOO SHE LIVED IN HER HEAD
I THINK SHE WANTED TO SEE ME DEAD
THAT'S WHAT LIVING IN YOUR IMAGINATION
CAN DO TO ONE'S HEAD
FOR ALL I CARE NOW
SHE CAN SIT ON HER THRONE
TALKING WITH THE MOTHER GODDESS
ALL ALONE
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QUEEN BEA
A LILY LESBO LADY
WAS A REAL MAN HATER
NO ONE CAN HATE ME I THOUGHT
SO I TRIED MY BEST TO AID HER
ATTEMPTING A RELATIONSHIP
WE COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN
THE RELATIONSHIP I WAS TRYING TO SHARE
SHE WAS TRYING TO WIN
ALTHOUGH I TREATED HER LOVINGLY
BELIEVING I COULD HELP HER
SHE ATTACKED ME VICIOUSLY
I ESCAPED RUNNING
HELTER SKELTER
HOWEVER
ONE OF MY BALLS
WAS FROZEN DEAD
SO I BURIED IT
IN A WARM PROSTITUTE'S HEAD
UNTIL IT WAS MIRACULOUSLY
RESTORED TO HEALTH BY
A WONDER WOMAN
WITH INNER WEALTH &
GODLIKE POWERS
MY TANYA TIGER
TRIXIE TOWERS
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TRIXIE'S GONE
SHE WOULDN'T STAY
I LOVED HER SO MUCH
YESTERDAY
IT'S NO ONE'S FAULT
WE GREW OUT OF TOUCH
STILL IT PAINS THE HEART
WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE SO MUCH
SOMEONE YOU THINK IS EXTRA SMART
TAKES AN OVERDOSE OF PILLS ONE DAY
AND CASUALLY BREAKS YOUR HEART
NOT EVEN WRITING A NOTE TO SAY
GOODBYE I LOVE YOU
I'M STILL THINKING OF YOU
ALTHOUGH I'LL BE LIVING ABOVE YOU
WHAT CAN A MAN SAY
WHEN A LADY HE WISHES WOULD STAY
ENDS UP IN A GRAVE ONE DAY
IF ONLY SHE HAD WANTED ME
INSTEAD SHE ONLY TAUNTED ME
SHE WANTED THRILLS
EXPECTED SPILLS
CAUSE I WOULDN'T PAY
IT SEEMS I COULDN'T LOVE ENOUGH
HER WAY
SO MANY THINGS SHE DESIRED
FIVE MEN A NIGHT
LOTS OF MONEY
ALRIGHT
SHE WAS REQUIRED
TO WORK UNTIL THE SUN WOULD SHINE
PERHAPS I SHOULD ACCEPT THE FACT
TRIXIE RUSHMORE TOWERS
NEVER WAS MINE